lindsayetumbls:

Dear black people, 

Since I’m on the board, I think I’m ready to grant you all the right to rise up and slaughter us all in an epic bloody shootout, Django-style. We had an okay run, y’know, we tried, but I’m ready to declare the situation hopeless. Just promise to make it quick.

paxamericana:

kohenari:

It’s February 1, so you know Twitter is lighting up with white people — mostly teenagers, which makes me so incredibly depressed — who are just baffled or angry about the fact that there’s no white history month when there’s a black history month.

There are thousands of these; I just grabbed a few for posterity.

It’s great that all of these are from like 8:30 in the morning, so the very first thing they did after waking up on February 1st is go and complain about Black History Month. They probably set a fuckin’ alarm on their phones to remind themselves. 

I think it’s about that time. Come on fellow white people, let’s jump in the nearest frozen river to apologize for these fucking idiots.